Went to a historic plantation's fall festival Saturday at my wife's request. Expected a bunch of arts & crafts, which there were, but there was also supposed to be a barn full of antiques. Turned out there was, and with some decent stuff, too. Wife asked if I saw the dealer booth with the framed autographed photo of the American Picker guys. I said the lady at the flea market has one, but then I looked up, and, standing behind the table was... the lady from the flea market. She asked had I seen the stack of iron she "just got" on the floor. I went through it and came up with:
